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Spit Demotivational Poster


QUALITY CONTROL - Tells You How It Is


TAGS: cow cats spit
Rating: 4.65/5

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DRAMA -


TAGS: drama llama spits die lonely
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
5L
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:13 am
and I'm not talking about the poster 5L
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:10 am
I think this one will die alone.


FIRE SPITTERS - The most extreme way to show the world how awesome they are.


TAGS: fire spitters awesome
Rating: 3.27/5

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mariand - August 1, 2012, 6:04 pm
come on lady!... you can do better than this! :)))


EVERYONE HAS BEAUTY -


TAGS: patient hospital beauty
Rating: 4.83/5

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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:28 pm
Terrific!
Reality Lord - March 15, 2012, 6:13 pm

...wow (humble wow)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 5:38 pm

Excellent!~
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 15, 2012, 4:49 pm
Crushing. . . in a word. . .
tellitlikeitis - March 15, 2012, 1:00 pm
Oh my... this is fabulous!


THE DRAMA LLAMA - The spitting image of the worst kind of drama queen


TAGS: drama llama spitting girl
Rating: 4.56/5

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Zetmonk - August 28, 2012, 1:37 am
Really enjoyed this one, thanks Venator!


BOREDOM -


TAGS: spite
Rating: 4.37/5

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SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 9:12 pm
You are thread!
440wakeup - March 18, 2011, 1:05 pm
Thats what she SAID!!
ICEMAN - January 28, 2011, 9:02 pm
Don't care what you think of it Sean. Perfect caption for the prefect pic. 5
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:49 pm
Didn't anyone get the obvious reference to the Cuban Missile Crisis? Dammit, that's the last time I put any real thought into a politifake!
Sean - August 31, 2009, 2:18 am
You threaten' to put a train on sumbuddy? Ya mook. Well kiss my cabooooooos. Capiche?
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 11:06 pm
Youz keep it up, and you'll be sleepin' with the NY Islanders.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 11:05 pm
I'll come back later...
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:04 pm
Or maybe dueling Brandos is more yer speed, ya syphalitic carpetbagger?
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 10:58 pm
Be y'all a Martin or be y'all a Coy, rabbit?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:56 pm
na na nar nar nar nar narrr narrr narRRR ... *conspicuous pause*
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 10:54 pm
I reckon this here is a squabble!
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:50 pm
How dare you Sir compliment my poster! You scurrilous scabi-ridden no account! I say, I say, them's fightin' words ... Jeeves, hand my my dueling bango.
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 10:37 pm
This poster is perfect. Don't listen to the Anonymous (if only) fool. What he lacks in logic, he makes up for in false a**umptions.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:17 pm
Gary Jules ... that's it. Listening to it on YouTube at the moment.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:16 pm
cover of Mad World: the best.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:15 pm
Actually the Doonie Darko comparison was done in the forums once and it was very funny. But my avatar comes from one of my faovorite of mine: MASTERS IN ART HISTORY. No intentional Donnie Darko reference. But that is a great movie. Chills. And the
Derek - August 30, 2009, 10:12 pm
Much better Sean. In the relation your icon/avatar has to Donnie Darko.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 9:58 pm
OK, here's how I shoulda done it: ph**oshop the stick into a cigar. Little bit of smoke at the end. Type the title: DOGGY DANGERFIELD. (Rover Dangerfield is taken) Top it off with text like: "I tell ya, b****es give me no respect. No respect at all."
Sean - August 30, 2009, 9:44 pm
Wow Derek, you suck at this poster stuff even more than I do. That's just terrible. What were you thinking?
Derek - August 30, 2009, 8:24 pm
How about: "I can quit any time I want"
Sean - August 30, 2009, 6:58 pm
Holy mackeral this sucks. Wot was I thinking?


SPITTING IN SOUP - Does this turn anyone else on?


TAGS: doris soup spit parody motifake women
Rating: 2.24/5

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*** - January 21, 2009, 2:30 pm
Spitting in soup: Because cum swapping shouldn't interrupt lunch time.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 11:01 pm
I should point out that this was a parody of electric chair guy's posters...just in case.
Smile - November 14, 2008, 10:29 pm
God help me......Yes...Yes it does.


INTIMIDATION - Yes, I believe that the art of winning is through intimidation, and not necessarily do you have to speak about it. --Mark Spitz


TAGS: archery sports spitz
Rating: 2.97/5


SLUGS IN LOVE -


TAGS: spite is right
Rating: 2.54/5

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Signe - February 8, 2009, 10:33 am
Looks more like GROOOSSS
Scorpio7 - February 8, 2009, 8:48 am
Looks more like the letter "S."


QUALITY FAMILY TIME -


TAGS: ambulance ride hospital charades
Rating: 4.84/5

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Airman - June 22, 2011, 11:37 am
never thought about that LOL


The Few -


TAGS: spitfires fighters warbirds 1940 bbmf
Rating: 4.73/5

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Vanner - September 16, 2013, 8:29 am
It does't matter what nationality they were. At the time they were all that stopped us going under, they all deserve the honours...
Iconoclast - September 16, 2013, 1:08 am
There were significant numbers of Americans who flew with the RAF during the Battle of Britain. All of those in the RAF were both gallant and heroic and they literally saved Britain.
EmilioDumphque - September 15, 2013, 11:50 pm
Americans know who deserves honor and our thanks, even if they're "foreign devils".


Kittens -




BASTARDS - They designed this Hospital




PERSEVERENCE -


TAGS: rava avis spitefully aloft
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sean - October 23, 2009, 11:20 am
Thanks Bone. And yer poodles 'll look fabulous I'm sherrr in those chapeaus du chiens.
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:18 am
Well done...5 my Poodles need hats


SPITE -




SPIT SHINE - The amount of time it takes to destroy a parade-quality polish is directly and inversely proportional to the amount of time spent achieving the gloss.


TAGS: boots spit shine military
Rating: 2.53/5

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50cal - December 6, 2010, 1:42 pm
Baking them made the process much shorter with a bit of high gloss!
DocMonty - December 6, 2010, 9:52 am
Call me Crazy, but I miss having Spit shine boots.


Doug Murphy -


TAGS: kill hospital doctor tv
Rating: 1.78/5

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frog - July 9, 2008, 3:36 am
god i love scrubs, good thing he is in the morgue now!


SHARING -


TAGS: kindness spite hatred fight ippatsu
Rating: 3.15/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:03 pm
Not a wise comment to almost not make.
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 11:01 pm
Thank you toc for saying that. I was almost about to say if they all hated anime posters so much they would have to go back on cubby... probably woulda been one of the stupidest things i ever did.
rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:44 pm

@TOC, we still love you even if you aren't as happy with your rack as we are.
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 9:39 pm
I just popped in to announce. The arrival of your new 1L bomber... Me! I shall 1L each and every chickfake because I don't have a thing for t***. Sorry, guys. This is actually pretty funny, watermelon or no. TTFN
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 12:26 pm
Oh I see. It's just really vague and lame then. The dude is angry and the watermelon makes it funny.... it all makes sense now. BTW what dictionary is undelueded in?
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 12:08 pm
U dont have to understand the characters or know who they are at all.
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 12:07 pm
Ok, its simple. The dude is angry. Hes giving the lady something. I think the caption fits the pic perfectly. ITs not the WATERMELON thats the threat its the fact the dude looks angry and is giving something that is supposed to go with the text
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 11:11 am
If its something harmless where is the implied menace? Unless you know these characters the pic ruins the poster. How is melon a threat? Why would anybody a**ume that it would be? The words were wasted on the pic. Nobody strives to be sufficient.
Chompers - August 9, 2010, 11:08 am
The context is the person offering something, that's it. While I agree a real life pic would have been better, this is sufficient.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:59 am
The pic offers no context. Culos is right a real life pic would have been much better. I have no idea who the characters in the pic are or what makes watermelon so dangerous.
culos - August 9, 2010, 10:38 am
Btw, the lines are great, with another picture (real life) that would have a remote relation to the text it would have been a 5
culos - August 9, 2010, 10:37 am
Any reference to Anime is demotivational in itself, it makes me depressed, this equals 1L, everyone who knows me should not be surprised.
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 10:20 am
Culos i gotta disagree with u on this one. Like Cubby's this is an anime poster that actually is demotivational. Plus the watermelon sitting there makes the caption funnier.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:49 am
And therefore an automatic 1L!
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 7:09 am
Hell. Yeah. THIS is an animefake.


The New CEO'S first day -


TAGS: ceo hospital
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:14 am
The pièce de résistance to your ongoing theme, tr. This shyt can happen. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 1:33 am
Hahaha! Oh, wow! This is... hahaha!


efficiency -


TAGS: hospital bed taxi
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 18, 2013, 2:20 pm
In the UK the health service is funded by National Insurance payments which is paid by every employed person and businesses and topped off from General Taxation.
Bolverk3778 - July 18, 2013, 2:14 pm
Have you noticed that the ones complaining about free at point of use health care are the same ones that can afford to pay an accountant to work out the taxes that they somehow avoid paying?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:39 am
Another poster that inspires me to move to Canada, lol. 5L


It's Always Sunny In Kabul -




THE BARTENDER -




absence -


TAGS: hospital sleep scars
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - August 17, 2013, 12:53 am
A 5L thank you Sho for creating what too many others really need to see.
Rick69 - August 16, 2013, 3:53 pm
If that li'l duck in the beautiful font wasn't enough to take my 5Ls, the haunting text sure was...


sincerity -


TAGS: hospital wedding
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 19, 2014, 10:56 pm
It's a Callalily. Fairly common 'round these parts.
Sho - April 19, 2014, 10:25 pm
It's called a Calla.
motifayk - April 19, 2014, 7:39 pm
I a**ume it is some kind of Orchid.
Sho - April 19, 2014, 6:29 pm
That's a flower
Rick69 - April 19, 2014, 6:25 pm
What is that the picture of?


RAPTURE - Well, it was a good run. Sorry 'bout the mess.




NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS - I am not going to eat vegetables, unless they are the kind that come in a hospital bed .




PUNS -


TAGS: spit on your ****
Rating: 4.07/5

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culos - November 16, 2010, 4:46 pm
so this is c0ck-teasing....
Mongo - November 15, 2010, 7:15 pm
Great pic...must be shower time


IF SHE ONLY KNEW -




HOW PEOPLE LOOK AT THE WRITING ON GENERAL HOSPITAL THESE DAYS -


TAGS: gh sonny general hospital meme
Rating: 3.67/5

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ThatKoffeeBurns - November 10, 2014, 11:23 am
thanks!
GaryO - November 10, 2014, 8:33 am
‘These days?’ Nothing has changed since Lee and Steve took turns boinking Jessie back in ‘63. Yup, writing still sucks. Good poster, though. 5L
ThatKoffeeBurns - November 10, 2014, 6:45 am
yeah, the writing's pretty terrible on that show, which is a shame because it was quite good back in the day.
Iconoclast - August 26, 2014, 5:10 pm
I watched it for 2 weeks while home recovering from surgery. Awful daytime tv. I was glad to go back to work.


WALKING BIRD -


TAGS: spite makes right
Rating: 2.9/5

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Sean - June 24, 2009, 5:37 pm
Yepper. Some how some way I have suffered a head injury.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 12:24 am
An excellent line for a picture that almost anyone could've made a poor motifake out of!!!!


GOVERNOR SPITZER - is a nice girl


TAGS: governor spitzer nice girl
Rating: 1.65/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 18, 2008, 8:37 am
It was a joke. It plays off the fact that you can read it that way.
Pitch - August 18, 2008, 7:41 am
Wow...you fail. He isn't saying Spitzer is a girl...he is saying he needs money to get a h***er like Spitzer did.


Jack McDonald -




Only You -


TAGS: hospital husband question stupid answer
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 14, 2015, 7:59 pm
Jesus you didn't miss a thing...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - May 20, 2015, 8:07 pm
I can't belive i missed this one. Outstanding! 5 L's
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:39 pm
Nice to have another gal that understands...teehee.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:37 pm
Thanks Thedge!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm
We do so...but only how we want to hear it!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm
Ha...hurts to even blink.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:35 pm
Mr. Gary your comment reeks of experience.
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:49 am
nice slam! LOL! Lions ROTFL!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 8:03 am
Omission, often the wiser part of valor. 5'd.
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:13 am
See? Women don't want hone5ty...
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2014, 3:13 am
Not a wink, your honor, not a wink!
GaryO - November 24, 2014, 9:52 pm
awww, yeaaaaah


Partnership -




Not Ready -


TAGS: creepy clown santa hospital
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 9, 2016, 8:46 am
I think we've all had rude mornings like this! chuckle, chuckle...^!


Firefox -




Problem solver -




I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! -




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